Thursday, September 1, 2011

Political Jokes

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi........ . .......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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Sonia gandhi ek school visit karne gayi,1 class me aakar boli bachcho ko sawal puchna hai to pucho.. Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai.1 aap khud prime minister q nhi bani.?2 ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji.3 aapka kitna paisa swiss bank me he. Isse pehle ki sonia jawab deti half tym ki bell ho gayi. After half tym bablu khada hokar bola mam mere 5 sawal hai, 3to pappu wale aur 4. Half tym ki bell 20 min pehle kaise baji? Or akhri sawal pappu kahan hai?



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