Friday, September 9, 2011

Joke from OSHO

Pitkin, the absent-minded professor and his family are moving house. Mrs. Pitkin knows how forgetful her husband can be and writes the new address on several pieces of paper, putting one in each pocket of the professor’s clothes.
Somehow during the day Professor Pitkin manages to write notes on each piece of paper and then give them away to his students.
In the evening when he drives to the old house, he remembers that he has moved, but has no idea where to. Then he sees some children playing in the street and walks over to them.
“Hey, little girl,” he calls out, “Can you tell me where the Pitkins have moved to?”
“Sure,” replies the girl. “It is just around the corner and three houses along — Daddy!”

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Political Jokes

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi........ . .......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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Sonia gandhi ek school visit karne gayi,1 class me aakar boli bachcho ko sawal puchna hai to pucho.. Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai.1 aap khud prime minister q nhi bani.?2 ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji.3 aapka kitna paisa swiss bank me he. Isse pehle ki sonia jawab deti half tym ki bell ho gayi. After half tym bablu khada hokar bola mam mere 5 sawal hai, 3to pappu wale aur 4. Half tym ki bell 20 min pehle kaise baji? Or akhri sawal pappu kahan hai?