Joke from OSHO

Pitkin, the absent-minded professor and his family are moving house. Mrs. Pitkin knows how forgetful her husband can be and writes the new address on several pieces of paper, putting one in each pocket of the professor’s clothes.
Somehow during the day Professor Pitkin manages to write notes on each piece of paper and then give them away to his students.
In the evening when he drives to the old house, he remembers that he has moved, but has no idea where to. Then he sees some children playing in the street and walks over to them.
“Hey, little girl,” he calls out, “Can you tell me where the Pitkins have moved to?”
“Sure,” replies the girl. “It is just around the corner and three houses along — Daddy!”

Political Jokes

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa
rahi........ . .......... ......... ......... ......

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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Sonia gandhi ek school visit karne gayi,1 class me aakar boli bachcho ko sawal puchna hai to pucho.. Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai.1 aap khud prime minister q nhi bani.?2 ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji.3 aapka kitna paisa swiss bank me he. Isse pehle ki sonia jawab deti half tym ki bell ho gayi. After half tym bablu khada hokar bola mam mere 5 sawal hai, 3to pappu wale aur 4. Half tym ki bell 20 min pehle kaise baji? Or akhri sawal pappu kahan hai?

Laloo

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
LALOO BOLA "Marriage".

Congress Govt

Question - What is the opposite of pro??

Ans - its con.

Q - What is the opposite of progress??

Ans :- Congress ;-) ;-)

INDIRA GANDHI Ke Do Bete They
Ek Ko Desh Chalane Ka Shouk Tha, Usne Plane Chalaya Aur Use Gira Diya…
Doosre Ko Plane Chalane Ka Shouk Tha, Usne Desh Chalaya Aur Use Gira Diya…..

ALSO…..Indira Gandhi Ki Do Bahuein Thi.......Ek Ko Jaanwar Paalne Ka Shouk Tha ,But Minister Ban Gai…..
Doosri Ko Minister Banane Ka Showk Tha….Usne Sibbal, Manish Tiwari, Digvijay etc. etc.. Paal Liye….. :- )

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said,"Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said,"How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said,"How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said,"How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people.

Then Congress said,"Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said,"We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they laid off the night watchman.